I have the spine of a six year old.
And technically I broke my promise to a couple of ya'll. I enrolled This Found Thing in the deal where it has to stay on amazon exclusively for three months. Good news: It'll be free tomorrow and the next day, so you won't have to screw with Amazon being, well, Amazon, any further than you have to.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's just been, well, not the best month for me in book sales, and TFT isn't going anywhere. Either it sucks, which is an acceptable probability, or it needs a bigger push than I can give it.
So tomorrow and Tuesday, This Found Thing will be free on Amazon. Ya'll can go get it now. It's free. Go on. ...well, technically, go tomorrow. But go. Read it.
Seriously. No spine. At all.