The ultimate in divided priorities

Things I need to do today:
-fix things on Smashwords because they just told me they are broken
-work on the picture I've been ignoring for a year and a half
-write new things
-edit old things
-be in good condition for work in case co-workers decide hangover is more important than going to work today.

How I actually feel today:

I was fine when I wrote the review today. Now I am not. Send chocolate. Or a hysterectomy. Either works.