If Anita Blake were a PG Western

My roomates are watching this right now.

I made it as far as the primary love interest being introduced as Wyatt Eerp. Then my brain imploded.

...we're having a love triangle between Wyatt Eerp, "Hannah" and Doc Holiday. I am watching a sixteen-year-old girl's Tombstone fan fiction. Also: FAIL on using Val Kilmer's Doc and DOUBLE FAIL for having him be anything other than lecherous gambler. I can't stop watching. This is a train wreck of BIBLICAL proportions.