Oh, right. Sex scene. This is going to take forever, isn't it?
WE KISSED , AND it was like melting from the mouth down.It takes a very special kind of talent to make my gentalia try to climb back into my body on the very first sentence. I mean...EW. Seriously, your sex scene shouldn't make me think of I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream right out of the starting gate.
And then Micah starts grinding Anita, and Jean Claude...reacts. The text tries to imply that it's jealousy, but this is a hungry bi-sexual dude, and Micah has already been established as very pretty. I do not buy it, in other words. Also, when Jean Claude sinks teeth into Micah, he shifts his hands into claws and grabs Jean Claude's back, and then refuses to let go.
Meanwhile, Anita has her gun out.
And then Micah slits Jean Claude's throat and that's the end of the chapter.
Not kidding. This is not a rocks fall, everybody dies joke. Jean Claude opens Micah's throat in a feeding frenzy, Micah responds in kind, and the chapter closes with this sentence:
I was left standing there, watching them both bleed to death. Mother fucking son of a bitch.Have I established how much this book sucks yet? Because this book sucks.