tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3350096535937978369.post8785569996127007602..comments2024-01-09T18:40:53.465-08:00Comments on Ramblings of a Creative Double Dipper: Incubus Dreams--81-ENDChristwriterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17590823821715820817noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3350096535937978369.post-22478711669710655862013-08-15T11:58:23.176-07:002013-08-15T11:58:23.176-07:00Given that Anita likes having her cervix punched, ...Given that Anita likes having her cervix punched, she just might...Christwriterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17590823821715820817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3350096535937978369.post-68782627222504917432013-08-15T02:44:15.264-07:002013-08-15T02:44:15.264-07:00..."these are the sexual fantasies of a very ......"these are the sexual fantasies of a very repressed human being."<br /><br />This is why they creep me out as much as they do.<br /><br />By the by water is the anti lube which makes this sex scene even worse. It WILL strip away all that vaginal juice making for a very unfortunate sexcapade, unless you're in to that sort of pain. Tiger Grayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17314304221425930905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3350096535937978369.post-69291719795047424582013-08-12T23:09:38.988-07:002013-08-12T23:09:38.988-07:00I have spent ALL FREAKING DAY giggling to myself w...I have spent ALL FREAKING DAY giggling to myself while reviewing this book. HOW COULD I HAVE KEPT PUTTING THE DINO BOOK OFF? IT IS SOLID GOLD. Christwriterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17590823821715820817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3350096535937978369.post-15135410562033864982013-08-12T19:34:01.244-07:002013-08-12T19:34:01.244-07:00This Denis dude is randomly mentioned at the begin...This Denis dude is randomly mentioned at the beginning of Skin Trade, then randomly again in the wrap-up. He never actually appears.<br /><br />Oh, they're not even HER weretigers at that point. They're weretigers he was controlling. Her making him come broke his concentration on controlling them, but that was a lucky break, she did NOT plan or expect that. She gives no indication that she had any actual plan besides boob-rubbing him, in fact, so who knows what the hell she'd done if left on her own. <br /><br />god this chapter though. I can't even.<br /><br />get the fuck OUT of Hinduism, LKH, you've already shat all over pagan faiths, Voodoo, and Christianity. I can't say whether this is technically true or not about Shiva and Parvarti, but I am certain that she's probably tragically misunderstanding it to the point of offensive even if it is. <br /><br />Dinos. Yes, dinos will be good.RFhttp://a-sporking-rat.livejournal.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3350096535937978369.post-232027834373207342013-08-12T11:05:42.780-07:002013-08-12T11:05:42.780-07:00Christwriter AT hotmail DOT com. (<---neeto spa...Christwriter AT hotmail DOT com. (<---neeto spam-proof addy-writing skills)<br /><br />LKH has a book contract because WHEN THE CONTRACT WAS SIGNED she was still making the bestseller lists regularly and that is all Penguin cares about. If I got all my info right, Anita Blake was topping out the charts due to carefully orchestrated drop dates and Merry Gentry was outselling AB over at another publisher because Merry is (...sigh) objectively better than the Anita Blake series has been. <br /><br />You have no idea how painful that was to write.<br /><br />So when it came time to re-negotiate book contracts LKH got a nice fat three-in-two-years contract with the implication that one of those books would be a Merry Gentry book.<br /><br />Speaking of which, that contract is up time-wise. LKH only put out two books, neither of which was the Merry book, which she apparently started re-working last month right about the time it became REALLY REALLY OBVIOUS that Affliction was tanking like the Hindenburg. There was a lot of really interesting manovering on her part during the two weeks between when Affliction dropped and she announced a new Merry Book (she announced she was working on the next AB novel. Fans screamed "BUT MERRY". Affliction started to deflate. Oh, the Anita book turned into an Anita short story that she might release in an anthology or just release like she did Beauty. One week later, Affliction is on the ass-end of the charts and suddenly Merry Gentry is talking to LKH for the first time in FIVE FUCKING YEARS.)<br /><br /> So yeah, last time she went into contract negotiations with two bestselling series, one of which was totally up for grabs. The SECOND she delivers this third book, whatever it turns out to be, she heads into contract negotiations with one series DOA, the other series non-existent for three years, a back cataloge that hasn't moved, a latest release that has sold less than HALF of what the previous book did, and a history of turning books in late, if ever. It's going to be VERY interesting watching this.<br /><br />It's much more fun to read Mission Earth and play Guess the Scien-blank-ologist Theology (as well as the "Here is L. Ron Hubbard's dying subconsious" game. The series is incoherant to the point of lunacy, unless you know where he was and what he was doing when he wrote it. Then it just becomes very sad. That's not a cry for help, it's a fucking scream) but the homophobia and rape kind of got to me. (It's worse than LKH. More coherant too, which is part of what makes it worse)Christwriterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17590823821715820817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3350096535937978369.post-27699407301230401822013-08-12T10:19:51.267-07:002013-08-12T10:19:51.267-07:00C'est ne pas un livre.
Maybe we're all wro...C'est ne pas un livre.<br />Maybe we're all wrong, and LKH is just really into the surrealist movement. Korenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3350096535937978369.post-3677000166746156042013-08-12T09:54:40.723-07:002013-08-12T09:54:40.723-07:00Well, this was underwhelming. I tried to read some...Well, this was underwhelming. I tried to read some of the new one in the book store, and it was nigh incoherent. Why why why does LKH still have a book contract?<br /><br />BTW, could you let me know your paypal address, so I can contribute to the book launch stuff?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3350096535937978369.post-20063386443899026122013-08-12T08:40:11.559-07:002013-08-12T08:40:11.559-07:00"Denis-Luc St. John" is not an actual Fr..."Denis-Luc St. John" is not an actual French-person name. The rhythm is all wrong.<br /><br />Yeah, I'm nit-picking again. Nit-picking the technical errors in this series is easier than thinking about the moral stupidities.<br /><br />Like for instance, I would much rather think about the fact that Anita has a bathtub big enough for her to not notice floating scraps of clothing or jostle submerged weapons when she has sex in it than think about the fact that in the next book she will give a serial rapist/murderer a titty job because she feels sorry for him.<br /><br />Yay magical were-dinos!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05828438966741169694noreply@blogger.com